Frequently Asked Questions |
I haven't received my order? When will I get it?After your order has been process and your payment has cleared it takes 3-5 business days to ship unless you paid for expidited shipping. You are notified when your order goes from pending to shipped via the email you gave when you signed up for an account. » Back To Top Something is wrong with my order, and I need to exchange or return it?If something is wrong with your order, for example you received the wrong item, please Contact Us and let us know the specific problem you are having with your order. You can also call us @ 773-697-9110. We take our customers concerns very seriously and will do whatever we can to fix your problem. » Back To Top I submitted my picture and it has not shown up yet?You submitted your picture to someone over the internet?! OMG JK. If you have sent your picture we are surely at this very moment printing it out and posting it all over the office with our very own hand drawn Hitler mustaches over your silly little face. Nice one. In all seriousness though if you have submitted a picture to us we are more than likely reviewing it to post up onto one of our FlickR streams. This process tends to take a few days unless of course you are a smoking hot chick and like all other absolutes in the universe, we cater to hot chicks. Sorry, but that's the way nature made us » Back To Top I am a model and would like to get hired!Screw runway models! If you're a cute interesting person send us some headshots or email us directly at store at assaultshirts dot com We're always looking for new interesting people to wear our shirts. I'm sure we can come to some sort of agreement in terms of pay or free merch! » Back To Top I am a designer, will you hire me?At the time we are not hiring any designers. Feel free to send us your resume if you'd like. You never know when an opportunity for a kickass designer like you could come about. » Back To Top I want to be your friend on MySpace/Facebook, where do I go?At the moment we aren't accepting any new friends because we already have too many. If you want to be our friend I'm sure we can come to some sort of arrangement in the forms of full frontal nudity, bikini shots, beer, or... well mostly for beer. Or you an surf on over to the Official Assault Shirts MySpace and add us as your friend. If you're a smoking hot chick we'll make you a top friend! If you're a dude, that's awesome! » Back To Top Where are you located?According to our most recent About Us page we are located in both Chicago, IL and in Dallas, TX. We currently ship from Dallas, but we may eventually move our operation to Chicago. It's way cooler than TX. Everything's better than Texas. » Back To Top What do you print your shirts on?Currently we are printing our shirts on American Apparel 50/50 Jersey Tees and Baby Rib 4305 American Apparel T's for the ladies. They're the best T's and they're overpriced and made in the US of A! We print our shirts at a private T-Shirt printing company that only uses the best equipment, and the best foreign laborors money can buy. In other words, You're not getting a cheap Cafe-Press T, you're getting a quality shirt that will fit well and last long.» Back To Top Can you describe your printing process?As of now, all I can tell you is the shirts are silk screened. I'll have more in the blog when I can find out more. » Back To Top What programs and software do you use to make your designs?Our designs are a mixture of classically illustrated, hand-drawn figures with a mixture of abstract Photoshop work. We also get all of our fonts from free font resources out on the web. Check the blog for detailed histories and how to's about each of our shirts. » Back To Top Why don't you offer more colors?I understand that not everyone is a black or white t-shirt kinda person, but currently that is where the demand is so we sellout to the masses and only do shirts on black and white and cream goodness. If we see a rise in demand for colored shirts, you bet your rainbow-colored behind that colored shirts will be segregated in their own corner. (Was that racist?) » Back To Top Do you do custom t-shirt printing?YES! If you have the bankroll for it and a minimum of 50 shirts we can do customd design work for you. Depending on the project we charge either per hour, or we charge a rate for each shirt. Contact Us for custom shirt designs. » Back To Top How can I get free shirts?Commenting on our blog and posting comments is the best way to win free shirts from us. I would also recommend checking back to the main page to see if there are any free giveaways going on. Sometimes we just pick one lucky shopper and send them a coupon for free shirts. It could be you!» Back To Top Do you ship internationally?Yes! We are somewhat leary of you strange nigerian scammers who ask for shirts first money later, and we will do no thing of the sort, but we are completely willing to ship internationally as long as your address verifies with your credit card and you use a valid CVV code. » Back To Top Will you ship to PO Boxes?Absolutely not under any circumstances. » Back To Top |
