Green Assault Shirt $19.99
The coolest shirt since ecto cooler Hi-C, the Green Assault. It closely resembles a blood spattered vampire-esque design with some fanciful handiwork around the edges to show the ladies that not only do you rock hard, but you rock gently too. Party. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.
These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.