Assault

The Death Star T-Shirt!!!

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 12:54:46 -0400

">]]>It's a death star, get it? This shirt was designed by Candice Ciesla and dreamt up by Craig Kaplowitz one day while procrastinating at work. If you're a fan of the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-Shirt then this will be a great addition to your collection. We'd love to have put in some wookies, or ewoks, but George Lucas would pwn us and our families. This shirt prints on a black American Apparel 2001 Tee.

THIS SHIRT IS A PRE-ORDER & WILL SHIP ON AUGUST 23. ALL OTHER ORDERS SHIP TOMORROW!!!!!!

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Phoenix Rising Girls T-Shirt

Tue, 29 Jul 2008 00:29:14 -0400

">]]>This girls designer t-shirt is a women's version of the phoenix rising t-shirt for men. We had such great feedback on the men's shirt that we decided to turn it purple and offer it up to all the girls who frequent the Assault website!

The ladies shirt comes on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap T-Shirt from American Apparel and features a 15x18 print of the design you see here. Sorry guys, but if you want a men's version in purple you'll just have to squeeze into the women's sizes. To view high resolution images of this shirt check out the blog post.

THIS SHIRT IS A PRE-ORDER & WILL SHIP ON AUGUST 23. ALL OTHER ORDERS SHIP TOMORROW!!!!!!

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Justice Rave Girls T-Shirt

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:57:33 -0400

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The Justice Rave girls t-shirt is printed on the Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T-Shirt from American Apparel. It's the third t-shirt we've made exclusively for the ladies, and it's among the best shirts we have designed to date.

I highly recommend viewing the high resolution image of this design at the blog if you want to see all the intricate details of the design.

THIS SHIRT IS A PRE-ORDER & WILL SHIP ON AUGUST 23. ALL OTHER ORDERS SHIP TOMORROW!!!!!!

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Skull Propaganda T-Shirt

Mon, 28 Jul 2008 23:07:09 -0400

">]]>Propaganda by corporate news is nothing new to anyone who has the internet, but are you aware of who owns your news? Wear the Skull Propaganda T-Shirt and show the man you don't care what's going on with Amy Winehouse and Britney Spears. The shirt is the 2001 Fine Jersey T-Shirt by American Apparel.

THIS SHIRT IS A PRE-ORDER & WILL SHIP ON AUGUST 23. ALL OTHER ORDERS SHIP TOMORROW!!!!!!

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Phoenix Rising T-Shirt

Thu, 29 May 2008 09:49:05 -0400

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Introducing the NEW Phoenix Rising Assault T-Shirt! This shirt is perfect for those of you in punk rock bands who like the oversized prints on American Apparel fitted T's. It's our second white t-shirt design along with the Deranged Graphic T-Shirt. To view high resolution images of this design check out the blog post..

THIS SHIRT IN STOCK & WILL SHIP TOMORROW!!!!!!

Checkout the girls version of the Phoenix Rising T-Shirt.
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Zombie T-Shirt

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 22:27:19 -0400

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The imminent apocalyptic zombie attack is among us and the only way to survive is to distract the zombies... not with fireworks or anything pedestrian like that--all you need is some brains! This fantastic Zombie T-Shirt was designed by the deranged cartoonist chick Candice Ciesla who's also responsible for the Family Tree Shirt and the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-shirt.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Assault Shirts Official Tee

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:14:50 -0400

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The official branded t-shirt of Assault with our website address printed right in the middle so you can remember where all the cool sh*t is at. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Chainsaw Killer Bunny

Mon, 26 May 2008 12:52:26 -0400

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The killer rabbit! Click on the blog link below for the original sketches that went into making this shirt and to comment on it!

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Radioactive Shirt

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:50:21 -0500

">]]>This t-shirt design features an oversized, over-the-seam abstract design in maroon and black with an underlying political message. This graphic t-shirt is perfect for the everyday goth, rocker, punk, or political activist. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.
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Radioactive II Shirt

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:45:08 -0500

">]]>I remember the first time I thought Craig was a radiation baby... and with that we have the Radioactive Shirt! Along with the cool trendy eroded radiation symbol you get the pen-ultimate phoenix bird sub communicated in the background. Yeah, I know you wouldn't have seen it if I hadn't told you. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.
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Deranged Graphic Shirt

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:29:36 -0500

">]]>Spent time in a mental hospital lately? The Deranged T-Shirt is the quintessential former mental patient shirt. It features an over the seam oversized print and a crazy looking doctor drawing by Candice Ciesla. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

Like it? Hate it? Comment on the post at the blog!
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Red Assault Shirt

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:13:40 -0400

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The distant cousin of the Green Assault, except this shirt sports the blood stained red that the ecto-cooler inspired green shirt could never be. Beware emo kids... this ones not for the faint of heart. Blood drinkers: you typed it into google, you sick bastards--here's what you were looking for. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Green Assault Shirt

Wed, 07 May 2008 12:13:09 -0400

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The coolest shirt since ecto cooler Hi-C, the Green Assault. It closely resembles a blood spattered vampire-esque design with some fanciful handiwork around the edges to show the ladies that not only do you rock hard, but you rock gently too. Party. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Skull Wing Assault

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 21:14:24 -0500

">]]>Rockers unite: it's the Skull Wing Assault shirt. If you rock, on a stage, in your car, in your room, on the train, or on the sidewalk, this is a must have shirt. So next time someone asks you, "Where'd you get that SWEET shirt, dude". You tell them, "if you were a rock and roller, you would know". Then tell them to punch themselves in the face. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.
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Dead Spartan Warrior

Fri, 30 Nov 2007 21:04:03 -0500

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One of the premier Assault official brand name shirts. It's got everything your greater-than-average rock and roller could ask for in a shirt: skulls, spiders, stars, cool text, and the souls of virgins and sinners. Plus it comes in at an affordable price even for you van-based rockers. Helmet not included. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.
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Patriot Sam Shirt

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:39:50 -0500

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The elimination of your rights has been happening while you've sat there oblivious. The only way to make up for your inaction is... by purchasing the Uncle Sam skull shirt! This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.

These shirts are unisex, so please check the sizing chart for the appropriate size.

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Family Tree Shirt II

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:31:19 -0500

">]]>From the same family as the original Family Tree Shirt, the Family Tree II shirt was inspired by the genius Craig Kaplowitz and conceived by Candice Ciesla who you can read more about in the blog. This shirt is currently only available in women's! Come on though, what man would really wear this?
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Family Tree Shirt

Sat, 24 Nov 2007 20:19:40 -0500

">]]>The idea that spawned Assault, the family tree shirt. Despite it having no resemblance to any of our current other shirts, the family tree shirt is the quintessential shirt for all you people who just freakin' love each other. For a complete history of this shirt as well as information on the artist, check out the blog.
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