http://www.assaultshirts.com/rss/catalog/new/ Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 Zend_Feed en_US http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss http://www.assaultshirts.com/razor-metal-t-shirt This shirt was designed from a combination of photo manipulated scrap metal yards and various typographic elements we felt fit the overall scheme of the design. Unlike most of our shirts, this shirt has no political, or social stance, but moreso it's a statement against the so-called "rock" music you hear on the airwaves today. Never in our day did we think Daughtry would be considered rock and roll.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/3-birds-mystique-girls-t-shirt This shirt was inspired by passages from the book, The Feminine Mystique by Betty Friedan. It has several of the passages in the background. If you're laying sideways I'll bet you can even make some of them out! In short, The Feminine Mystique, “ignited the contemporary women's movement in 1963 and as a result permanently transformed the social fabric of the United States and countries around the world” ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/retro-galaxy-t-shirt The Retro Galaxy shirt was designed using images taken from the Hubble Telescope. All of the tiny orange and blue bursts are high resolution images captured by Nasa's very own Hubble Telescope. Don't let the pretty pictures fool you though, there's been several times where earth has nearly been destroyed by asteroids in the last 20 years alone! Scary stuff, better buy this shirt while you still can. (We're only printing 50!)]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/aviator-sunglasses It took us a year, but we've finally tracked down the black market sunglasses that we kept flying to Mexico to find. Our mirrored aviator sunglasses have UV 400 protection which blocks 100% UVA and UVB rays. They most closely resemble the Rayban aviator sunglasses and come in both silver and gold frames. The mirrored lenses are ideal for blocking out the bright lights in any music venue. ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/united-states-of-amnesia-t-shirt It seems that in this day and age nations around the world have a tendency to disregard history, and repeat the lessons they should have learned from their founding fathers, and the United States is no exception. This shirt was inspired by one of my favorite people, Gore Vidal. This shirt is printed on a gray American Apparel fine jersey t-shirt, and is worn by Elliot Fridono of the band, From the Broken.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/red-ss-amnesia-t-shirt It seems that in this day and age nations around the world have a tendency to disregard history, and repeat the lessons they should have learned from their founding fathers, and the United States is no exception. This shirt was inspired by one of my favorite people, Gore Vidal. This shirt is printed on a red American Apparel fine jersey t-shirt, and is also available in gray.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/peaceful-revolution-t-shirt The Peaceful Revolution T-Shirt was inspired by the lyrics of one of my favorite bands, Rise Against. Along with the themes from many Rise Against songs, this shirt contains quotes from the book, "Anarchic Harmony" as well as a famous quote from JFK: "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable." This shirt is printed on the Fine Jersey T-Shirt for Men by American Apparel. To see high resolution images of this shirt, goto the Peaceful Revolution T-Shirt blog post. Shirt worn by Carl Garcia from the band, From the Broken.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/poisonous-black-water-t-shirt This shirt was inspired by the book, "Blackwater - The Rise of the World's Most Powerful Mercenary Army" by Jeremy Scahill. Maybe you know, maybe you didn't know that for every US Soldier there is a private mercenary contractor employed by a private company, that can't be held responsible or prosecuted from any war crimes they cause while employed. Sound fair to you? This shirt is worn by Chris Huebner--lead singer of the band, From the Broken. ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/one-year-as-a-lion-t-shirt The "One Year As A Lion" T-Shirt was a collaborative design done by John Staniforth and Tim Toomey. The shirt was originally inspired by a quote from Led Zeppelin’s legendary guitarist Jimmy Page. “I’d rather live on year as a lion, than a thousand as a sheep”. The lion is the king of the jungle, the top of the food chain, the dominating force in its element. The lion is an individual, distinct from its associates; he does not have the luxury of being able to hide amongst a crowd of meekly similar and indistinguishable others. He does not have anonymity; he is not a serial number only slightly different than those before and those after. Check out our blog to see how this t-shirt was designed in a step by step tutorial. Shirt worn by Trent Fridono of the band, From the Broken.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/proposition-of-hate-section-8-t-shirt Never before in the history of this country has a group of people been granted rights and then had them taken away like Proposition 8 did to same-sex couples. No matter the person, no one should have their rights limited, and no book should dictate the status quo. Gay and lesbian couples deserve the same rights. The pursuit of happiness should belong to every man woman and child. To learn more about this shirt, check out the Prop8 t-shirt design post on AssaultBLOG.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/skull-wing-assault-t-shirt How many lives does it take to justify a war in another country millions of miles away? How can we be losing, if there's no fighting outside our doors? Rockers unite: it's the Skull Wing Assault shirt. If you rock, on a stage, in your car, in your room, on the train, or on the sidewalk, this is a must have shirt. So next time someone asks you, "Where'd you get that SWEET shirt, dude". You tell them, "if you were a rock and roller, you would know". Then tell them to punch themselves in the face. To view more information about this shirt, checkout the Skull Wing Assault blog post.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/1984-t-shirt This Orwellian design’s focus is on the subject of totalitarian rule; rule brought about through the tyrannical control of thoughts, beliefs and ideals. By censoring and controlling the doctrine of which people live by, through the constant barrage of the oppressive propaganda machine, power is taken from the outreaching open hands of the many and tightly grasped by the clinching fists of the elitist few. Through surveillance, censorship, fear of random violence, fear of torture, fear of nuclear war and death, freedom becomes not only an unspeakable word but an unthinkable and unobtainable ideal.

This shirt was designed by John Staniforth. To read more about it and view high resolution images of this shirt, goto the 1984 blog post @ Assault BLOG.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/deranged-graphic-shirt Spent time in a mental hospital lately? The Deranged T-Shirt is the quintessential former mental patient shirt. It features an over the seam oversized print and a crazy looking doctor drawing by Candice Ciesla. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. If you'd like to know more about this shirt go to the, Deranged Graphic T-Shirt Blog Post over at Assault BLOG. Free shipping on all US orders!! Like it? Hate it? Comment on the post at the blog! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/fatal-justice-black-t-shirt The Fatal Justice white men's t-shirt design was done by former Ecko clothing designer Fernando Rodriguez. Fernando had the idea for this shirt from his experience living under the Puerto Rican government. There’s alot of corruption, like in most governments, but especially in the Latin American governments. His other inspiration for the design comes from the current situation in Darfur. Justice has just become a beautiful icon, and is no longer what it used to be. View more information on the Fatal justice T-Shirts at the blog or checkout this shirt in white. Shirt worn by Mike Haracz from the band, From the Broken. Free shipping on all US orders!! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/fatal-justice-white-t-shirt The Fatal Justice white men's t-shirt design was done by former Ecko clothing designer Fernando Rodriguez. Fernando had the idea for this shirt from his experience living under the Puerto Rican government. There’s alot of corruption, like in most governments, but especially in the Latin American governments. His other inspiration for the design comes from the current situation in Darfur. Justice has just become a beautiful icon, and is no longer what it used to be. View more information on the Fatal justice T-Shirts at the blog or checkout this shirt in black. Free shipping on all US orders!! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/justice-rave-girls-t-shirt Every time you walk through the checkout line at the grocery store, you're bombarded with unrealistic imagery of the ideal female form. Is a woman's true role in society to be as shallow, and dense as possible? The Justice Rave girls t-shirt is printed on the Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T-Shirt from American Apparel. It's the third t-shirt we've made exclusively for the ladies, and it's among the best shirts we have designed to date. You may have even seen this shirt featured in American Music Press Magazine. I highly recommend viewing the high resolution image of this design at the blog if you want to see all the intricate details of the design.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/green-assault-shirt The coolest shirt since ecto cooler Hi-C, the Green Assault. It closely resembles a blood spattered vampire-esque design with some fanciful handiwork around the edges to show the ladies that not only do you rock hard, but you rock gently too. Party. This shirt was designed and somewhat inspired by the marketing campaign behind 30 Days of Night. See more info about the Green Assault T-Shirt at the blog. The men's shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. The women's is printed on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T from American Apparel.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/phoenix-rising-t-shirt The Phoenix bird is a bird from ancient greek mythology with a colourful plumage. It has a 500 to 1,000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of myrrh twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises. Checkout the girl's version of the Phoenix Rising T-Shirt, and also checkout high resolution images of this shirt at the Phoenix Rising blog post. Free shipping on all US orders!! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/radioactive-ii-shirt The Radioactive II was inspired by a quote from George Bush: "See in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." How does that make you feel about elected officials? Along with the cool trendy eroded radiation symbol you get the ultimate phoenix bird sub communicated in the background. The men's shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. The women's is printed on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap Sleeve T from American Apparel. View more information about the Radioactive II T-Shirt blog post. Free shipping on all US orders!! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/radioactive-shirt This t-shirt design features an oversized, over-the-seam abstract design in maroon and black with an underlying political message. The original idea for this shirt was spawned by a quote from George W. Bush: "See in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda." How does that make you feel about the Republican Party noise machine? View more information about the Radioactive T-Shirt over at the blog. Free Shipping on all US orders! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/red-assault-shirt The distant cousin of the Green Assault, except this shirt sports the blood stained red that the ecto-cooler inspired green shirt could never be. Beware emo kids... this ones not for the faint of heart. Blood drinkers: you typed it into google, you sick bastards--here's what you were looking for. This shirt was inspired by the marketing campaign behind 30 Days of Night. View more information about the Red Assault T-Shirt at the blog.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/assault-shirts-official-t-shirt This is the first Assault logo shirt which is no longer in print. Keep your eyes out for the new version of our logo shirt which will more accurately reflect our new logo, similar to the one on our Guitar Picks. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/death-star-t-shirt It's a death star, get it? We'd love to have put in some wookies, or ewoks, but George Lucas would pwn us and our families. This shirt was designed by Candice Ciesla and dreamt up by Craig Kaplowitz one day while procrastinating at work. If you're a fan of the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-Shirt then this will be a great addition to your collection. ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/skull-propaganda-t-shirt With Bush on the way out of the Whitehouse, and Republicans on their way out of Congress, (some of them on their way to the slammer) what else do you have to fight against? CORPORATE NEWS! The only thing keeping America down is propaganda machines that feed you bullshit news and only care about profits. Speak out, or at the very least turn off your television. Read more about this shirt at the Skull Propaganda T-Shirt blog post. Free shipping on all US orders!!]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/chainsaw-killer-bunny-t-shirt The killer rabbit! The Chainsaw Killer Bunny shirt is a mashup of old slasher / horror films, and all the hellish bunny rabbits your mother chases out of her garden with a broom. This shirt was designed by the deranged cartoonist chick Candice Ciesla. Beware the killer rabbit. To read more about this shirt, checkout the Chainsaw Killer Bunny blog post.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/patriot-sam-t-shirt The elimination of your rights has been happening while you've sat there oblivious. Did you know that you can be held, without charges, permanently if you are seen as an, "enemy combatant"? No habeas corpus, no due process--even if you are an American civilian. Bet you thought you couldn't have your phone tapped without a warrant... you were wrong. This shirt is printed on the 2001 Fine Jersey T from American Apparel. View more information about the Patriot Sam T-Shirt at the blog.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/dead-spartan-warrior-skull-t-shirt One of the premier Assault official brand name shirts. It's got everything your greater-than-average rock and roller could ask for in a shirt: skulls, spiders, stars, cool text, and the souls of virgins and sinners. Plus it comes in at an affordable price even for you van-based rockers. Helmet not included. View more information about, the Skull Spartan Warrior t-shirt over at the blog.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/zombie-t-shirt The imminent apocalyptic zombie attack is among us and the only way to survive is to distract the zombies... not with fireworks or anything pedestrian like that--all you need is some brains! This fantastic Zombie T-Shirt was designed by the deranged cartoonist chick Candice Ciesla who's also responsible for the Family Tree Shirt and the Chainsaw Killer Bunny T-shirt. View more information about the Zombie T-Shirt design at the blog.]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/family-tree-t-shirt The idea that spawned Assault, the family tree shirt. Despite it having no resemblance to any of our current other shirts, the family tree shirt is the quintessential shirt for all you people who just freakin' love each other. For a complete history of this shirt as well as information on the artist, check out the blog post about the family tree t-shirts. This shirt was designed by the deranged cartoonist chick, Candice Ciesla]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/family-tree-t-shirt-part-2 From the same family as the original Family Tree Shirt, the Family Tree II shirt was inspired by the genius Craig Kaplowitz and conceived by Candice Ciesla who you can read more about in the blog. This shirt is currently only available in women's! Come on though, what man would really wear this?]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/phoenix-rising-girls-t-shirt The Phoenix bird is a bird from ancient greek mythology with a colourful plumage. It has a 500 to 1,000 year life-cycle, near the end of which it builds itself a nest of myrrh twigs that then ignites; both nest and bird burn fiercely and are reduced to ashes, from which a new, young phoenix or phoenix egg arises. Checkout the men's version of the Phoenix Rising T-Shirt. The ladies shirt comes on the 6321 Sheer Jersey Cap T-Shirt from American Apparel and features a 15x18 print of the design you see here. To view high resolution images of this shirt check out the blog post. Free shipping on all US orders!! ]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000 http://www.assaultshirts.com/guitar-picks-assault-anarchy The picks are 73mm picks, and each one comes emblazoned with the Assault Anarchy logo and the word, "Assault". Nothing more. No web address, no gimmicks, no bull. Picks come in quantities of 10.

AKA you're getting 10 for a quantity of one. 20 for a quantity of two. Etc. (Do you really need 20 picks?)]]> Thu, 18 Mar 2010 14:38:03 +0000