Assault Shirts

The main centerpiece and backdrop for this shirt is a historical map of the city of Chicago right around the heart of prohibition. Overlayed on top of the map, (along with a repetitive line of g-men) you may recognize several prominent historical buildings from the Chicago skyline.

The shirt also includes the classic non-douche flare that our previous uberfans will recognize as splats and secret hidden messages and text!

Want to be 1 of the 50 proud owners of this shirt? Better order one of the presale items now because we're never printing this again! (or will we? BWUAHAHAHA)