Assault Shirts

It's a cold winter's night in The Windy City. On a cobblestone side street under the deceptively warm glow of a single street light, a lone gunman enjoys a pull from his cigarette, the barrel of his Thompson sub-machine gun still warm against his leg. The first part of the night was a success; albeit a messy one. Now he waits for what is to come next. A car approaches, not just any car, it is a bulletproof 1928 341A Cadillac Town Sedan. It's reinforced shocks struggle under the weight of the additional 3,000 pounds of bullet-proof armor hidden beneath the standard body as it bobbles over the cobblestone. The car stops and three men emerge from behind the shine of inch thick bullet-proof glass; two with shotguns, one with a Tommy of his own. What will happen next? Are these three gentlemen late to the job or the next part of it?

This shirt design was inspired by the stark black and whites and striking singular use of red famously exemplified by Frank Miller.

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