Assault Shirts

If Indiana Jones, James Dean, and Robert Mitchum were genetically combined into a massive, tommy gun-weilding zombie gangster destroyer, and said gangster destroyer was caught on camera and then that image was depicted in a Caravaggio-esque rendered oil painting onto a t-shirt it would resemble this masterpiece we have here.

Want to be 1 of the 50 proud owners of this shirt? Better order one of the presale items now because we're never printing this again! (or will we? BWUAHAHAHA)